Daddy Platypus

nayx:

of all the shit i’ve posted over the years that never made any sense but got notes anyway this is by far the worst offender

Once when I was 9 I was spending the night at my granny’s house with my two (back then) bitchy ass cousins (one of thems cool now) and this little fucking twat pours her entire cup of juice out onto the bed right in front of us. We tried to tell her to stop and she just kept pouring… THEN she screamed and cried to my granny in the other room that we poured her drink out AND GUESS WHO THE FUCK GOT IN TROUBLE… anyway, I called my mom and she picked me and the other cousin up(the one who’s a twat now) and we told her the whole story and she took us by Wendy’s and I got my very first hamburger(super picky eater). When we got to my cousins house to drop her off, I wanted mine heated back up… I did not know that it would go up into flames. I was not in my own home. There were other people there that witnessed this mistake. Here’s a piece of my life you never asked for. Learn this lesson. It will not make a bad day better.

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bill:

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Current mood.

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